lmao guess who made this song up?...(about 2 yrs ago)

"on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me - stripper popping out of a tree

on the 2nd day of christmas my true love gave to me - 2 blind folds (insert 1st day here)

on the 3rd day - 3 leather whips *insert rest of song

on the fourth day - 4 soundproof walls *insert rest of song

on the 5th day - FIVE STEEL CHAINS *insert rest of song

on the 6th day - 6 maids a milking *insert rest of song

on the 7th day - 7 angled cameras *insert rest of song

on the 8th day - 8 poles for dancing *insert rest of song

on the 9th day - 9 different hickeys *insert rest of song

on the 10th day - 10 pairs of hand cuffs *insert rest of song

on the 11th day - 11 body shots *insert rest of song

on the 12th day - 12 scars and bruises *insert rest of song"